Mexicano WTF?

A suspect Mexican descendant in a donut shop in Thong Sala, shoplifting no doubt (that German place opposite 7'11)

Please clarify: Is it just me or do the indigenous males of Koh Phangan look like Mexicans without body hair??


All other mainland Thai males on Koh Phangan can be observed to fall into three sub-species:

1. The Rasta variety - Ethiopian Boom Babas, favorate habitat, crap 80's reggae bars.
   
2. The Native American Indian variety - Crazy Eagle Big face, favorate habitat, 7'11.
   
3. The Public servant variety - Fat Chinese choppy choppy suey suey!, favorate habitat, channel 1.
   

Please note, all three varieties are dangerous if approached from behind, especially type 3 (unless his hand is already extended, palm up, gold rings quivering)

No meaning to leave out any genders, usually the women all look hot on KPG wherever they come from (apart from the gobby, pissed English girls with arses you could park a caravan on and size eleven feet)

...whispers to gobby English girl currently getting fucked on the beach under a geko sarong by an oily Israelie - 'please, PLEASE, go away, you're scaring my children and my wife thinks you would make good eating'