Friday, May 16, 2008

Chicken Man RANT RANT

Farmers keep chickens. People who used to be farmers but now drive a flash 4x4 and no longer have to farm their land and who STILL insist on keeping keep chickens are missing the point entirely.


To the persistent chicken farmers:

  1. YOU NO LONGER NEED TO KEEP CHICKENS!!! YOU SOLD 0.3% OF YOU LAND AND MADE 65,434,223 US$ PROFIT. YOU ARE NOW RICH, EVEN RICHER THAN A FARANG!!!
  2. KILL YOUR CHICKENS AND REPLACE YOUR PLASTIC FURNITURE WITH NEW, FANGLED, 'WOODEN' FURNITURE (like they have on Channel 1)
  3. FINALLY, STOP WATCHING CHANNEL 1 AND GET DISCOVERY CHANNEL. THAT WAY YOU MAY ACTUALLY 'DISCOVER' SOMETHING TO DO WITH LIFE OUTSIDE OF WOK TUM.

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